Stat Class

90% of your digestion comes from lies,
40% of your relationships are fake, and 11% of the
information you take in every day has
0% pertinence to reality, which, realistically, makes it
100% worthless.
Within one year, either approximately 34% of stats will be re-
written, or
22% of university classes will be obsolete,
or there will be around
18 new riddles circulating the web.
By the next century, they'll disprove 89 out of 583
of the foremost religious beliefs
and show how
science
is really just an art form but
only 37% of people
understand 10% of what they've read,
and the other 69% percent know it's false.